A Crazy Thought...

So today started off interesting.. my kids woke up and did exactly what I thought they would do..( At least I woke up to a clean house.) Which I can thank my lovely husband for.. but that did not last long. I'm trying to pay attention to what i'm writing, but it is kind of hard when i'm trying to keep my two year old from driving a little play toy up his sister head... She is human as well, but maybe he has not realized that yet and then he discovered what crayons do and decided to redecorate my living room table and his big wheel door windows. ( thank God for Windex)

I have to have a headset for my job and just so happens my husband has a set for his game. Of course in the eyes of a two year old they are simply a play toy and a beating tool. I'm not sure how many times my head as met those headsets and not in a good way either... my daughter keeps trying to have a meaningful conversation with her brother, but he found more interesting things to get into. Maybe he will read my mind and pick up all those diapers he took out the box and threw on the floor.(maybe not)
Here I go.. I can feel myself gearing up to start yelling because my son just ripped the USB cord out of my laptop..( calm down) yea, I have to keep telling myself that to keep from yelling and scaring my neighbors.. I am not crazy... I have a two year old...

I am afraid that when he goes to school they will call me and say Mrs. Curry, YOUR SON HAS DID SOMETHING  AWFUL.. they cannot tell me what it is over the phone!... then I might have to leave work early and by leave work, I mean leave the house, just to walk in the principal office to discover just how awful that thing they could not tell me over the phone was.. and me being his mother I would take up for him and say, '' wellll he is only two... He does not know any better". When I know dog on well he knew better...